21st Century Santa Joke

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" 

The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

By Adam Sandler

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