Google Gulp Joke


This past April 1, 2005 search engine giant Google penetrated the market with their new Google Gulp beta in four juicy flavors. The Google Gulp is a sort of pick-me-up like Red Bull or Jolt cola without the after taste. According to Google, "Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drinkô technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it's low in carbs!" For more information see: Google Gulp

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