What did Amelia Earhart send all the men who didn't believe in her?
Why can't Amelia Earhart teach kids the alphabet?
Because she got lost a C.
Why did Amelia Earhart crash?
Because she was flying An "Error Plane"
Why did Amelia Earhart refuse to fly with spiders?
Because they only know how to tailspin.
Where does a female pilot sit?
For you men who thought Amelia Earhart's place was in the kitchen, remember... that's where the knives are kept.
"Amelia (I'll mail ya) my last name."
"Amelia (I mailed a) package last week - did you get it"
"Amelia (I'll email ya) later."