There were four men on a small plane.
There was a Englishman, a Frenchman, a Texan, and a Mexican.
The plane was having engine problems and couldn't hold the weight of all men on the plane.
The pilot tells them that three of them need to jump out, so they will at least have a chance of living when they go out with a parachute.
The Englishman decides he wants to jump out. When he jumps out, he yells, "Long live the Queen!"
The Frenchman jumps out and says, "Viva La France!"
The Texan feels really inspired by the Englishman and the Frenchman, and yells, "Remember the Alamo!" He throws out the Mexican.