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Q: Why did Stalin wear knee boots while Lenin's were much shorter?
A: Because during Lenin's time, Russia was polluted only up to ankle.

Q: What was the nationality of Adam and Eve?
A: Russian of course. Why else would they think they're in Paradise when they were homeless, naked, and just had one apple for both of them?

Q: When was the first Russian election held?
A: The time that God set Eve in front of Adam and said, "Go ahead, choose your wife."

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