Russian and the Blonde Joke
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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American
said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So
what, we're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and
the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You
can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you
know. We're going at night!"