One day in 2013, Russia bombed Iraq and America, so Iraq and the US had no choice but to be allies. Then, an Iraqi and an American were both captured by Russian terrorists, and they asked if they had any last requests before they got their heads blown off. The American says, "can you play America the Beautiful one last time?" The Russian guy asks the Iraqi for any last requests. The Iraqi says, "can you shoot me before you play America the Beautiful?"