Mexican Jokes

Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?
A: Hose A and Hose B

What kind of cans are there in Mexico?

Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff?
When the police officer asked him why he'd done it he said, "Tequila! Tequila!"

This Mexican dude was taking a pee on the side of a building and this Texan sees him. After the Mexican is done the texan bloke asks him, "How come you Mexicans don't wash your hands after you pee?"
The Mexican smiles, "Senior, we Mexicans don't piss in our hands..."

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian?
A: Oil of Ol'e.

Why did God give Mexicans noses?
So they'll have something to pick in the winter.

Ahy doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team?
Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!!

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