Italian Business Man Joke
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A Italian businessman on his deathbed called his good friend and
said, "Luigi, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my
remains cremated."
"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your
ashes?"
The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the
IRS...and write on the envelope, 'Now you have everything.'"