One day in 2013, Russia bombed Iraq and America, so Iraq and the US had no
choice but to be allies. Then, an Iraqi and an American were both captured by
Russian terrorists, and they asked if they had any last requests before they got
their heads blown off. The American says, "can you play America the
Beautiful one last time?" The Russian guy asks the Iraqi for any last
requests. The Iraqi says, "can you shoot me before you play America the
Beautiful?"