Iraq David Letterman Jokes
"We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq.
The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours." -David
Letterman
"And now the really difficult part: We have to rebuild Iraq into a strong and independent nation that will one day hate the United States." -David Letterman
"Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. ... However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well." -David Letterman
"Yesterday the Iraqis and U.S. troops pulled down a giant statue of Saddam Hussein. ... They pull it down and it lands right on top of Geraldo." -David Letterman
"Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?" -David Letterman
"Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?" -David Letterman
"The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral." -David Letterman
"A lot of folks are still demanding more
evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants
more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more
evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag." -David
Letterman