British Soldier Joke
As a squad of British soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, they came
across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi
soldier. A short distance up the road, they found a badly
mangled British soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to
breathe. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had
happened. "Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this
road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border
guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, �Saddam Hussein is an
unprincipled, lying piece of shit!�" "He looked me right
in the eye and shouted back, �Tony Blair is an unprincipled, lying piece of
shit too!�" "We were standing there shaking hands when
the truck hit us."