Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
A: No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue?
A: Because the rice falls through the grill
There were 3 brothers from China, Bu, Chu and Fu. When they moved to America, they decided to change their names.
Bu changed his name to Buck.
Chu changed his name to Chuck.
well, he had to go back to China.