One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a
pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson EX .
Just as they were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies
landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him
in disgust.
The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and
continued drinking it as if nothing happened. The Canadian picked the fly
out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT
OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"
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