New Zealander Joke


A new zealander went into a bar and sat next to an aussie who was chewing gum.
The aussie chewing the gum asked the new zealander if they eat bread in New Zealand,
The new zealander said "Of course, we eat the inside of the bread and take the outside and recycle it then make cereal with it for Australia."
Then the aussie man chewing on the gum asked if they ate bananas in New Zealand
Then the new zealander said, "Well of course we eat the inside and recycle the rest and make smoothies for Australia."
Then the aussie chewing the gum asked 1 more question "do you have sex in New Zealand:"
The man said yes "we use condoms for sex and when we finish with them we recycle it and make gum for Australia".

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