An Aussie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Sydney when
this huge, burly American guy walks in. As he passes the Aussie, he hits him on
the neck knocking him to the floor.The big, burly Yank says,"That's a
karate chop from Korea." Well, the Aussie gets back on his barstool and
resumes drinking his beer.
The burly Yank then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the
Aussie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the
floor."That's a judo chop from Japan", he says.
The Aussie decides he's had enough and leaves.A half hour later he comes back
and sees the burly Yank bastard sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and
smacks him on the head, knocking
The Aussie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up mate, tell him that was
a fuckin' crowbar from Bunnings."
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