"President Bush is working very hard on
the Mideast problem. According to a White House aide, President Bush's speech
this week on the Middle East conflict went through seventeen different drafts.
Which is actually good because the first draft started out 'Dear Bad
Guys.'" —Conan O'Brien
"Secretary of State Colin Powell turned
down an offer from former president Jimmy Carter to get involved in the Mideast
peace process. However, he did ask Carter to build a shed in his back
yard." —Conan O'Brien
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