"Hey, today we got the four of clubs. A guy
named Samir al-Aziz, a Ba'ath party bad guy. And we now have the four of clubs,
the five of clubs, the five of spades and the seven of diamonds. I don't know
what game they're playing at the White House, but today, when it was confirmed
that we had the four of clubs, Condoleezza Rice had to take off her
blouse." —Bill Maher
"The Pentagon said this week that the war
in Iraq has cost $20 billion so far. The breakdown is operations: $10 billion;
personnel: $6 billion; getting Bush re-elected: priceless." —Bill Maher
"The president boasted at the top of his
press conference that we have the support now of Britain and Spain for our
attack on Iraq. You know, when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world
that you're not an imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain
and Spain." —Bill Maher
"Iraq now says that it will, after all,
destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same
trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor
and then there was a case under the floorboards.'" —Bill Maher
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