A boy and his friends at school are being called barstards and bitches.
The Boy goes home and says " Dad what are barstads and bitches"
He says " ladys and gentlemen" then he goes up stairs to see his mum.
He drops a perfume bottle and his mom says "shit"
The boy says " mum what is shit" and she says "perfume"
So he goes to see his dad (who is cutting the chicken) and his dad cuts him self and says " FUCK"
The boy says "what does fuck mean" and he says " cutting.
Then he follows his dad up stairs and his mum and dad are about to have sex when his dad says " where are the condoms?"
HE says "what are condoms?" and his father says "coats and jackets".
The following night his father invites over some important business clients.
The boy opens the door for them and says " Hello come in Barstads and bitches, hang your condoms up here, My mum is up stairs rubbing shit on her face and my dad is down stairs fucking the chicken.