Unbelieveable Blow Job Joke
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A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and say's," See that woman over there, she will give you a blow job and sing the National Anthem at the same time." "No way," the guy say's. "oh yeah, and she only charges $20." So he walks over and hands her a 20. She takes him into a back room and shuts off the light. As she starts to give him head, she also starts to sing. He couldn't believe it, the words came out so clear that it was impossible. When she finished, he quickly flicked on the light and saw her popping in her glass eye.