Two rednecks, Clarence and Cletus, who lived on opposite sides of the
river had been feuding for years. finally, they built a bridge across it.
The day it was completed, cletus stormed out of the house.
His wife said "Where you goin' ?"
He said, "ahm gonna kick that son of a bitch clarence's ass!"
He gets halfway across the bridge and starts running back.
His wife says, "why did you run back?"
He replied, "well, I got halfway across and I saw a sign that on the bridge
That said; clarence, 14'6", hes way to big for me to fuck with!"