Two for One Joke
One day a cop driving down the street saw two ladies with a sign that read, "2 girls for the price of one".
he stops and tells them to get rid of the sign or he will run them in!
They comply and he procedes down the street only to pass a man with a sign that says Jesus Saves,
The cop just waves as he passes and the girls see this
The next day they are waiting on the cop to drive by and as he does they start flagging him down
And they say that they saw him let the guy with the sign down the street keep his sign, and they don't think that he was fair with them, '
The cop says , You two dumbasses,that was a religous sign, and drive off
The next day he drives by and low and behold the gals have a sign that reads, Two fallen angels looking for Peter...