Truck Driver Joke - Dirty Jokes

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This truck driver goes into a whore house, slaps $500 on the counter and tells the madam that he wants the ugliest girl in the place and a ham sandwich,
The madam of the house looks at the money and tells him, "for $500 you could have the most beautiful girl in here"
The truck driver looks back at her and says, "Hey look sweetheart, I�m not horny, I�m home sick."

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