Two 5 year old black kids (boy and girl) went out trick or treating in a rich Texas suburb.
They knocked on this guys door and said trick or treat,
The guy asked them what they were dressed as?
The little girl said "Jack n Jill"
The guy said "You cant be Jack n Jill your black"
So the kids left and came back and the guy said "And what are you guys supposed to be this time?"
The little girl said "Hansel n Gretal"
The guy says "You cant be Hansel n Gretal your black"
So the kids leave upset only to come back a few min later.
This time they were naked.
The guys says " and just what are you supposed to be now?"
The little girl says "M&M's, I'm plain and he got nuts"