Three friends by the names Fuckoff, Shit, and Manners go for a walk but Shit gets run over.
So Fuckoff goes to look for help when he finds a Local Policeman
He tells him what happened and the Cop says "Slow down pal, Whats your name?"
"Fuckoff" he replies
The cop says "Name please?"
This time he replied a little slower making sure to enunciate the syllables "Fuuuuck offfffff"
The policeman begins losing it big time and says "Where's your manners?"
The reply came back "Picking shit up off the road"