Things You'll Never Hear A (Straight) Man Say Joke

Things You'll Never Hear A (Straight) Man Say
Here honey, you use the remote
Its Alright you can dance with any guy you want, I'll just sit here and hold your drink
You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
While I'm up, can I get you anything?
Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just want to be held.
I like wearing a condom
You're working late again, well tell Mike, Brad, and Toni I said Hi!
Whatever makes you happy, makes me happy
A Marriage requires teamwork and I've been falling a little short on my end
Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
Fuckin forget Monday night football, let's watch the OC instead.
Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
We never talk anymore

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