Surprise Surprise Joke

This guy and this girl are at the end of their blind date and before he says good night to her she asks him if he wants to have a drink and he says ''yes'' so they go in the house and they go in her room and she says''close your eyes i have a surprize for you''.she later says ''you can open your eyes now'' he opens them and she has whipped cream all over her ''pussy" and he goes and start eating the whip cream until he found himself with a dick in his mouth,the girl starts crying and says''i should of never lied to you, I'm a man my name is Bob and im a plumber from massachusetts and the guy with a shocked look says''i thought you were from boston''

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