Stepping on Ducks Joke
3 women die in a car crash and when they arrive at the gates of heaven St. Peter greets them and takes them to god.
"Ok," said god, "I know all you three women have been very nice people throughout your life so your are free to do what your please in heaven just do not step on the ducks."
Sure enough when they go through the gates of heaven they're ducks everywhere and its hard not to step on them
Unfortunately one of the women do,
"What was the one thing i told you not to do," god asked her, "I told you not to step on the ducks," and with a click of his fingers she was handcuffed to the most ugliest man she had ever seen in her life.
A couple of weeks passed and it as growing more and more difficult not to step on the ducks and the next women stepped on one,
"I told you not to step on the ducks" god said to her when her found out and ith another click of his fingers she was cuffed to the ugliest man she had ever seen.
The third women was careful and after 3 years had never stepped on a duck and all off a sudden she was cuffed to the most gorgeous man she had ever seen and she said
"I dont know what I have done but it must of been something good"
And the man replies, "i dont kno about you but i stepped on a duck"