A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a
midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't
get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him,
climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. "Wow,"
comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little
fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the
The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says,
"Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"
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