A guy buys a new pair of mirror like shiny silver metallic shoes and is so happy he goes dancing at the club.
To impress the women he bets them that he can tell em their favorite color.
As he's dancing with the first woman, he astonishes her when he tells her that her favorite color is blue.
He dances with the 2nd woman and surprises her by telling her that her favorite color is red.
When he gets to the 3rd woman, he seems a bit perplexed as he's stares down at his shoes.
He looks up and asks her if she is wearing any panties and she says "No, why?"
and he says...."Oh good, I thought I had a crack in my new shoes."