Screw Joke
In the Summer of 1958 Robby goes to pick up his date. He's
a pretty cool guy with his own car. When he goes to the front
door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.
"Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he asks.
"That's cool," says Robby.
Carrie's father asks Robby what they're planning to do. Robby
replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop
or a movie. Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out
and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Robby, so he asks
Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie
really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!"
Well, this just made Robby's eyes light up, and immediately
revised his plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Carrie
comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that
she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Robby
escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Carrie rushes
back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at
her father: "DAMMIT, DADDY! THE TWIST!! IT'S CALLED THE
TWIST!!!"