Rocking Chairs Joke


This old man and woman were sitting on the front porch in their
rocking chairs.
The old man reaches over and grabs the woman's breast and says,
"you know, if these gave milk then we could get rid of the cows."
the old woman doesn't say anything so he moves his hand.  
A few minutes later he reaches over again and grabs her pussy.
The old man says,
"you know, if that could lay eggs then we could get rid of the chickens."
the woman doesn't say anything so he moves his hand.
A few minutes later, the old woman reaches over and grabs his dick and says,
"you know, if that would work then we could get rid of your brother."

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