A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes
a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes
that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes
into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the
screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,something
comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says... "You idiot!"
"You're sitting on the mop bucket!