Priest, Nun, and Donkey Joke
A Priest and a Nun are on a donkey in the desert the donkey dies of exhaustion the priest says to the nun "i havent really seen a woman naked before" the nun says "really is that so" the priest then says "yes it is true will you please get naked for me while we spend are soon to be last hours in the desert" the nun says "yes i will" the nun strips down to her birthday suit and the priest looks at her vagina and says "whats that?"
the nun says "its my black hole you stick things in it and it brings life"
the priest says "oh really" the nun reply's " yes " the nun shortly after says i havent seen a man naked will you please get naked for me as i did for you" the priest reply "indeed" the priest strips down to his birthday suit and the nun stares at his penis the nun shortly after says "whats that?"
the priest reply's "thats my staff of life you stick it in black holes and it brings life" the nun replys "well stick it up the donkeys black hole and lets get moving!"