The milkman goes to the door to collect his money, when he knocks the door swings open and he walks in.
The place is a mess, beer bottles and liquor bottles everywhere.
He is just about to leave when the lady of the house comes down the stairs.
He looks at her then looks at the mess
She catching the hint, explains that they had a big party last night.
The milkman spots a blanket in the corner with holes all cut out.
"What was that for?" He asked
Well she explained "We were playing party games last night, were we had all the men line up behind the blanket and stick there penis's out the holes. Then all the women went along and tried to guess whose was whose."
Man that must have been some party wish I here.
Well you might as well have been here your name came up several times