A woman walks in to a gynecologists office. he looks at her and all of his professionalism goes out the window cuz she is fiiiiiine. He asks her to undress and he then proceeds to touch her up on the inside of her legs. 'do you know what I'm doing?' he asks her. 'Yes your checking for any broken or damaged skin.'
'yes' he replies. he then begins to fondle her tits, 'do you know what I'm doing now?' he asks her. 'yes, your checking for any lumps that could be cancerous.'
'yes' he replied. then he mounted her and started having sex with her, 'do you know what I'm doing now?' he asks her.
'yeh, your getting herpes, which is why I came to see you!'