My Last 3 Boyfriends Joke

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Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they�ve had in the last year.
One girl says "The last 3 boyfriends I�ve had, I�ve named after soda pops.
The first one i called 7up, because he had 7 inches and he knew how to keep it up.
The second one i called mountain dew, because when it came to mounting he knew what to do.
The third i called Jack Daniels."
Then the other girl interrupts saying "Hold on a minute. Isn�t Jack Daniels hard liquor?"
The girl smiles and says "Yes it is"

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