A man was driving down the road with his monkey in the back of his van.
He sees a hitchhiker and picks him up.
They were going down the road talking, when the monkey came flying up front and unzipped the drivers pants and goes to town on him.
The man slaps the monkey and makes him go to the back of the
In a few minutes the same thing happens.
The hitchhiker said "Man that is amazing I have never seen anything like that" The driver says " Do you want to try it?" The hitchhiker said "Yes, But don't hit me that hard"!