Mickey Mouse Sucks Joke

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One day Mickey was walking down the street and saw 'Mickey Sucks!' in pee and called the cops and told them about it. Then the next day the police called Mickey back and said "Mickey we have bad news and we have worse news, the bad news is the pee was Goofy's and the worse news is it was Minnie's handwriting!"
submitted by: potter_babe14

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