This man went into Walmart and bought a rod n reel for 2 bucks.
When he got to the cash register there was a blind man checking him out at the cash register
At about that time he let out a fart.
The blind man said that will be 3.50.
The man asked why and the blind guy said 2 for the reel 1 for the duck call and .50 for the stink bait.