One day a cowboy came into a little town restaurant. He looked through the menu and found some bull balls
"Ummm... waitress, why are there bulls balls on the menu?"
"Well sir, you see, we have a bull riding contest every friday and whoever looses then we cut off its balls."
"O, i see. Well i'll come back on Saturday cause I want them freash."
"Ok, good bye sir!"
So he comes back on Saturday, the day after the bull riding contest.
"Ok i'll have the bull's balls, thak you."
"Alrite sir commin rite up!"
So he got his bull's balls but they lookes smaller some how!
"Ummm... waitress they look kinda small for a bull."
"We'll sir, the bull dosent always loose..."