How Kinky Are You Joke
A guy is sitting in a bar having a drink and sees a beautiful blonde haired girl across the way making eyes at him. He goes over and says, "Excuse me, miss, may I buy you a drink?" "Sure," she says, "have a seat." The man sits down and they get to talking. "You know," the man says, "This is kind of a funny subject, but my wife just left me. She said I was too kinky in bed." "REALLY?!?!" the girl says, "My boyfriend just left me because I was too kinky. Do you want to go back to my placae and get a little kinky?"
So they finish their drinks and leave.
When they get to the girls house, she says, "Wait here I'm going to slip into something a little more kinky." She comes out from her room wearing a leather teddy, with a whip in one hand and handcuffs in the other, but the guy is grabbing his coat and heading for the door. She says, "Wait a minute, I thought we were going to get kinky!" He says, "Jesus, lady I already shit in your purse and fucked your dog. What more do you want me to do?"