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Honeymooning Joke


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Two guys are out fishing and one guy just got back from his honeymoon.
Friend:   "How was the honeymoon?"
Married guy replies:
"Awe it all right did a lot of fishing', and well, you know
how I like to fish."

Friend: "Well didn't you fuck?"
Married guy: "Oh no she had gonorrhea, and well, you know how I like to fish."

Friend: "Why didn't you just roll her over?"
Married guy: She had diarrhea, and well, you know how I like to fish."
Friend: "Well didn't you at least get a blow job?"
Married guy: "No no she had pyorrhea, and well, you know how I like to fish."
Friend: "Well what the hell did you marry her for?"
Married guy: "Well she had worms, and you know how I like to fish."

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