Two guys are out fishing and one guy just got back from his honeymoon.
Friend:
"How
was the honeymoon?"
Married guy
replies: "Awe it
all right did a lot of fishing', and well, you know
how I like to fish."
Friend: "Well didn't you fuck?"
Married
guy: "Oh
no she had gonorrhea, and well, you know how I like to fish."
Friend: "Why didn't you
just roll her over?"
Married
guy: She
had diarrhea, and well, you know how I like to fish."
Friend: "Well didn't
you at least get a blow job?"
Married
guy: "No
no she had pyorrhea, and well, you know how I like to fish."
Friend: "Well what the
hell did you marry her for?"
Married
guy: "Well
she had worms, and you know how I like to fish."
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