Holiday Tattoo Joke

A soccer mom walked into a tattoo parlor and asked for 2 tattoos. She wanted a christmas tree on her left thigh and a turkey on the right thigh.

When they were done the artist asked why she wanted these tattoos.

She replied " My husband always complains that theres nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."

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