A gay homosexual walks into a bar and sees a monkey sitting on the bar table. , "What's the monkey for?" asks the gay guy.
"watch this," says the bartender.
He whacks the monkey on the head, and then the monkey goes crazy running around the bar table. the monkey then runs up to the bartender whips down his pants and starts sucking his dick. The gay guy is amazed.
"Wanna try?" asks the bartender,
The gay guy responds, "sure, but don't hit me so hard!"