A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Tell all of your sins, my daughter."
"Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times," she says.
The priest thinks about this long and hard and says, ’’Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it.’’
"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?"
"No," the priest says, "But it’ll wipe that smile off your face!"
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