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Food Analogy Joke


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As I lay here with my legs spread
Like hot butter bleeding on stale bread.
The warm insides of my cantaloupe thighs
cry out in extasy as you eat my cherry pie.
Visions of cucumbers often enter my mind
and sometimes hot dogs, the plump when you cook’em kind
Whipped cream all covered with goo
slurping green jello in the tub with you
You are my world my little cupcake,
I want to lick your cream filling until you ache.
Your Juicy Avacadoes so plump, and so ripe.
Lets just do it in the kitchen tonight!!

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