First Time Sex Joke
A 14yr old boy ran into his house yelling "mom mom come quick, I have great
news!" The mother asked "what is it, what's so exciting!" "I had sex for the
first time today!" replied the boy The mother gasped, raised her hand and
slapped the boy across the face. "get up to your room and stay ther until your
father gets home!!" yelled the mother. An hour later the boys father arrived
home, got the update from the mother and went upstairs to talk to the boy.
"So I
hear you had sex for the first time today" said the father "Your mother is
upset, but I think this is something for a father and son to celebrate! What do
you say we go and get you that motor-bike you've been asking for?" "wow,
answered the boy, "But do you think we can wait until tomorrow, my ass is still
killing me!!"