Fathead Joke

A son and his dad walk into a bar and the dads says to the son.
"What do you want fathead?"
The son stumbles on his words and the father again says,
"What do you want fathead?"
A lady close by says, "why do you keep calling your son fat head".
And he replies, "Well lady there are 3 things a man has to have in his
life to be a successful man.
Number one you got to have a big truck, see my truck over There?
Biggest truck in the county.
Second. You got to have a big house.
See that house down up the street?
That's mine, the house biggest house in the county.
And thirdly you have to have a tight pussy,
and I had one till this fathead came along.

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