Deal with the Devil Joke
Three guys die in car accident and wind up in hell. They realize where they are at and find the Devil. They plead with him, "please let us go to heaven!" The devil comes up with an idea. He points at a huge escalater with some of the most beautiful, hottest women you have ever seen! He says you see that escalater? If you can make it up to heaven without engaging in ANY sexual activitie with any of these women then you are free to go. But if you do the nasty with any of them, then I am going to do to you something that your job on earth is related to. The first guy goes and fucks the first chick so the devil asks what his job was. " A mechanic" he replies. So the devil rips his dick off with pliers. The second guy goes and fucks the chick in the very middle. " A carpenter" he replies. So the devil saws his dick off. The final guy goes and makes it to the very top when he screws the last chick. The devil asks "Well you know the drill, what was you job?" and the guy just starts laughing his ass off! Furious, the devil asks him why he is laughing and the guy replies " I'm a fucking blow pop tester!"